Maxi-Me

Barack Obama's Top Ten Reasons for Selecting Biden:

1. If the tele-prompter breaks, he can plaigerize some really good lines for me to use.

2. If we have any more trouble with Georgia, I can send him to Atlanta. (He's got the foreign policy thing down pat!)

3. He has great mental akumen acqumin .... He's really smart!

4. No problem with four hundred dollar haircuts! (Maybe wind, but not haircuts)

5. He has 35 years senate experience, I have three. That makes the average between us 19 years each!

6. He, like me, never really worked in the private sector. (We'll hire advisors to run the economy. Not to worry!)

7. He supported the Iraq war. I opposed it. (Good balance there!)

8. He has the experience gravitas .... um, nuance I lack to be really attractive to potential voters.

9. He has great teeth, just like me.

10. He can help me win in Delaware! (I have the other 56 states in the bag already!)

(Hat tip to my brother-in-law Doug!)